NeuMed Functional Health Labs · Houston
Know what is actually going on inside your body.
Up to 68+ biomarkers across hormones, heart, metabolism, thyroid, and nutrients — order online, draw at LabCorp with a printable order, and review results with a NeuMed clinician by phone, video, or in person. Panels from $139. No membership. No insurance needed.
- HSA/FSA eligible
- 20,000+ Houston patients
- 6 clinics · open 8am–8pm
- 4.8★ · 3,000+ reviews
Sample results
Your markers vs. optimal
Standard: 40–130 Optimal: 40–80 Above optimal range
Standard: 20–100 Optimal: 40–60 Below optimal range
Standard: 0.4–4.5 Optimal: 1–2.5 Within optimal range
Illustrative ranges for education only — not your personal results. Panels measure markers against standard and optimal ranges in your NeuMed Health Baseline Report.
Comprehensive
Up to 68+ biomarkers
Hormones, heart, metabolism, thyroid, inflammation, and nutrients in one draw.
Local
6 Houston clinics
Walk in and get drawn today. No mail-in kit, no Quest waiting room.
Actionable
One clinic, start to finish
The same team that reads your labs can treat what they find.
Choose your panel
Transparent pricing. No subscription.
Three tiers so you are not staring at six identical tiles. Counts are derived from each panel's actual biomarker list — never rounded for marketing.
Start here
Start here
Core Wellness
Your essential health baseline
$139.00
9 biomarkers
- Complete Blood Count (CBC)
- Comprehensive Metabolic Panel (CMP)
- Lipid Panel
- Hemoglobin A1C
- + 5 more
Answers
- “Are my basic labs normal?”
- “Do I have nutrient or metabolic gaps?”
Go deeper (pick by goal)
Go deeper
Cardio Metabolic Optimization
Heart and metabolic risk in focus
$229.00
14 biomarkers
- Apolipoprotein B (ApoB)
- Lipoprotein (a)
- C-reactive Protein (CRP)
- Insulin
- + 10 more
Answers
- “Is my ApoB elevated?”
- “What is my real cardiovascular risk?”
Go deeper
Men's Total Health
Hormones, prostate, and vitality for men
$229.00
16 biomarkers
- Testosterone (total, free, and direct)
- PSA
- Cortisol AM
- TSH
- + 12 more
Answers
- “Is my testosterone low?”
- “Why am I tired all the time?”
Go deeper
Women's Total Health
Cycle, hormones, and whole-body wellness for women
$229.00
16 biomarkers
- Estradiol
- Progesterone
- Testosterone (total, free, and direct)
- TSH
- + 12 more
Answers
- “Are my hormones balanced?”
- “Could thyroid issues explain my symptoms?”
Complete picture
Complete picture
Ultimate Wellness
The most complete picture we offer
$299.00
25 biomarkers
- ApoB
- Testosterone
- Vitamin D
- Cortisol
- + 21 more
Answers
- “What is my full hormonal and metabolic picture?”
- “Am I missing key nutrients?”
Specialist add-on
Antioxidant and Micronutrient
Specialty antioxidant and nutrient depth
$329.00
10 biomarkers
- Total Glutathione
- Coenzyme Q10
- Vitamin C
- Zinc
- + 6 more
Answers
- “Are my antioxidants and minerals optimized?”
- “Could micronutrient gaps explain fatigue?”
Why more than a physical
The standard panel misses the early signal.
A standard physical checks a handful of markers against a reference range built from the average population — which includes many people who are not well. Insurance-driven panels are designed to catch disease that has already arrived.
Functional panels look wider, and measure against optimal ranges rather than merely-not-abnormal ones — so you can see a trend years before it becomes a diagnosis.
We explain the structural difference between insurance-driven and functional panels — we do not disparage physicians or claim labs your PCP is "not allowed" to order.
Same marker, two interpretations
Standard reference — "normal"
Standard: 40–130 Optimal: 40–80 Above optimal range
Optimal range — actionable
Standard: 40–130 Optimal: 40–80 Above optimal range
How it works
Four steps. LabCorp draw. Houston care.
Choose your panel
Order your panel online when checkout launches. HSA/FSA cards accepted when eligible.
Print your LabCorp order
After you order, we email a printable LabCorp lab order. Take it to any LabCorp patient service center for your draw.
Results in 5–10 business days
Your report arrives by email with every marker compared to standard and optimal ranges — not a wall of numbers.
Review with a NeuMed clinician
Every panel includes a review with a NeuMed clinician by phone, video, or in person — your choice.
LabCorp draw locations
Use your printable order at any LabCorp patient service center. Find a LabCorp near you →
Review & follow-up at NeuMed clinics
Sample report
NeuMed Health Baseline Report
Apolipoprotein B
Heart & lipids
92 mg/dL
ReviewVitamin D
Vitamins & nutrients
48 ng/mL
OptimalTSH
Thyroid
2.1 mIU/L
OptimalIllustrative mock — your report shows every marker with ranges and clinician notes.
What you get
A report you can actually use.
- Every marker with standard and optimal ranges
- Plain-language interpretation of findings
- Prioritized next steps and written action plan
- Downloadable PDF to share with any doctor
What we test
Biomarker categories
Heart & lipids (8)
Metabolic & glucose (4)
Blood & iron (2)
Liver (1)
Vitamins & nutrients (11)
Hormones (13)
Thyroid (5)
Kidney (1)
Why NeuMed
vs. mail-order lab memberships
National players test more markers — we win on no subscription, LabCorp convenience, clinician review your way, and treatment under the same roof in Houston.
| NeuMed Functional Health Labs | Mail-order memberships | Standard annual physical | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Where you are drawn | LabCorp patient service centers | Quest/LabCorp or mail-in kit | Your PCP office |
| Cost | $139–$329, one-time | $199–$365+/year recurring | Copay + denied tests |
| Membership required | No | Yes | N/A |
| Biomarkers | Up to 68+ | 100–160 (varies) | ~20 |
| Ranges used | Standard and optimal | Standard and optimal | Standard only |
| Who reviews it | NeuMed clinician — phone, video, or in person | Telehealth network | PCP, ~10 min |
| If something is off | Treated here — hormones, IV, weight management | Referral / affiliates | Referral out |
| HSA/FSA | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Insurance needed | No | No | Yes |
Turnaround: 5–10 business days · Draw: LabCorp patient service centers
How we compare
NeuMed vs other lab options
Side-by-side guides for the memberships and lab models patients ask about most — with Houston follow-up care built in.
- vs Function Health Function Health is a national subscription lab membership. NeuMed is a Houston clinic network — you order once, draw at LabCorp, and can get treated here if something shows up. Read comparison →
- vs Superpower Superpower sells an annual membership with 100+ lab tests. NeuMed sells one-time panels with LabCorp draws and local follow-through in Houston. Read comparison →
- vs Quest Direct Quest Direct lets you order labs online and visit a Quest patient service center. NeuMed includes the LabCorp order, report, and clinician review. Read comparison →
- vs Standard annual physical A typical annual physical includes a limited set of insurance-approved labs. Functional panels go wider and compare to optimal ranges. Read comparison →
Closing the loop
We are a clinic — not a lab company with an affiliate store.
Whatever your results show, treatment is down the hall. Mail-order labs hand you a PDF. NeuMed can act on it.
Low testosterone or hormone imbalance
Hormone Therapy
TRT and men's health programs with in-clinic follow-through.
Learn about Hormone TherapyNutrient deficiencies
IV Therapy & Vitamin Injections
IV drips and vitamin shots administered at NeuMed suites.
Learn about IV Therapy & Vitamin InjectionsMetabolic dysfunction, elevated A1c
Medical Weight Loss
Semaglutide and tirzepatide programs with clinical oversight.
Learn about Medical Weight LossElevated inflammation or cardiovascular risk
Clinician-led follow-up
Retesting and care plans with NeuMed providers — not a PDF and a supplement link.
Learn about Clinician-led follow-upSocial proof
Houston patients. Real clinics.
20,000+
Houston patients
6
Clinics
68+
Biomarkers offered
4.8★ · 3,000+ Google reviews
Reviews
ApoB finally made sense
“I had cholesterol labs for years but nobody explained ApoB. The NeuMed report flagged it clearly, and my clinician walked me through next steps on a video call.”
Marcus , 42 · Katy
Hormones explained, not alarmed
“The women's panel gave me a full hormone picture without the subscription runaround. I reviewed results by phone and booked follow-up care at the same clinic.”
Sarah , 36 · The Heights
Annual baseline I will keep
“Ultimate Wellness was the right depth for my annual check-in. LabCorp draw was quick, results landed in my inbox, and I had a clear plan the same week.”
James , 51 · Montrose
Representative patient experiences — replace with consented testimonials before launch.
Pricing
One-time panels. No auto-renew.
- Core Wellness $139.00
- Cardio Metabolic Optimization $229.00
- Men's Total Health $229.00
- Women's Total Health $229.00
- Ultimate Wellness Most popular $299.00
- Antioxidant and Micronutrient Add-on $329.00
- HSA/FSA eligible when your plan allows
- No insurance required · No membership · No auto-renew
- Price includes LabCorp order, NeuMed Health Baseline Report, and clinician review
- Add-on tests: ask at checkout or during your results review
Common questions
How is this different from the blood work my doctor orders?
Insurance-driven panels focus on catching disease that has already arrived. Functional Health Lab panels look at a wider set of markers and compare results to optimal ranges — not just "normal" population averages — so you can spot trends earlier and act sooner.
Do I need insurance? Does insurance cover it?
No insurance is required. These panels are self-pay, transparently priced, and designed for direct purchase. Coverage varies by plan; most patients pay out of pocket and use HSA/FSA when eligible.
Can I use my HSA or FSA card?
Yes — Functional Health Lab panels are structured as eligible medical expenses for most HSA/FSA accounts. Confirm with your plan administrator if you have questions about your specific account.
Do I have to fast? For how long?
Most panels require a 12-hour fast (water is fine). Prep instructions for your specific panel are included with your LabCorp order.
Where do I get my blood drawn? Do I need an appointment?
After you order, we email a printable LabCorp lab order. Take it to any LabCorp patient service center for your draw. Walk-ins are welcome at most locations — no separate lab appointment required.
How long do results take?
Results typically arrive in 5–10 business days, depending on the panel. You will receive your report by email, with standard and optimal ranges plus a clinician review once results are ready.
Trust & privacy
Your data stays yours.
- HIPAA-compliant handling of protected health information
- Encryption in transit and at rest
- Results visible only to you and your NeuMed care team
- We never sell data to insurers, advertisers, or data brokers
- Export or deletion requests handled per our privacy policy
Functional Health Labs
Houston lab work, done right.
Order your panel, draw at LabCorp, and review with a NeuMed clinician. From $139. HSA/FSA eligible. No membership.